Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Evil cow goes on rampage in Miami

I'm telling you all that the end times are coming and the bovine are planning their moves. Yet again we have another rampaging cow incident, this time in Miami, Florida.

What's more, the sheer EVIL has been caught on camera. When will our leaders stand up and do something about this impending doom I ask? Sod climate change and nuclear proliferation. It's the cows! Maybe Norman Baker MP will say something about this global bovine conspiracy before we face Apocolypse Cow?

For more on EVIL COWS see here and here.

2 comments:

Caroline Hunt said...

Apocalypse Cow? *groan* :)

Big Chip Dale said...

I knew it! I've always said that cows would be a sign of the End of Days once they’d finished destroying the planet with their incessant flatulence.