Another day, another evil cow!

When will the politicians learn that it's not terrorism, or nuclear weapons, or climate change that is the true threat to our existence but instead the bovine rebellion being fermented within. Just last month we had an evil cow incident in the US, and now, hot on tail of that the madness has moved to the one nation where the enemy within is actually a symbol of idolatry!

Last week in Bengal the global bovine conspiracy turned this time not to it's human master but to it's farmyard friends. In a small Bengalese village the chickens were disappearing and so the farmer, Ajit Ghosh, stayed up at night to see what was the cause and the tale he recalled is truly horrifying!

"Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat"

Something must be done about this! If we ignore it any longer Simon Heffer may go feral and start killing people after boring them first with his whinging!