Monday, March 12, 2007

Climate Change is Australia's fault but there is a solution

Yes I know it sounds radical, but honestly it's true. Australian sheik Mohammed Omran (apparently a friend of that other aussie muslim who said women deserve to be raped because they are lumps of meat) has found the cause of climate change and offered the solution.

It's very simple you see, Australians have no faith in Allah which has consequential brought about warming and drought. The solution is just as simple, convert to Islam. In fairness it is cheaper than VAT on air travel and equally as loopy!

3 comments:

Surreptitious Evil said...

And how does he explain the lack of extensive rainforests in Saudi, Oman, Algeria et al?

Not Wahhabi enough? Too many Sufis? Average eyeslit in local burqas too wide? Men beating their wives with haraam toothbrushes?

S-E

Anonymous said...

The real story, surely, is that global warming is a crusader myth invented to rob muslim oil producers of their rightful oil revenues.

Anonymous said...

An Inconvenient Truth - Sheikh Omran

Compare what media reported and what sheikh Omran said about Climate change
http://aswjblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-sheikh-omran-said-about-climate.html


www.aswj.com.au