I know it sounds like a rather silly question, but whilst mulling over current affairs at work, I mentioned that it looked like friend of friend had been overlooked in favour of one of the better known A List candidates (presumably a reward for significantly reducing a Labour majority!).
It was at this point that I was told that the A List candidate was a terrible dancer. I was reliably informed they'd been spotted some years before in NG1 dancing very badly with a "friend".
The question is, what is it that makes people think they can dance? I believe they say everything begins with an e.