"I do not suppose you will give me a ring back because you are an odious little bastard . . . You don't have the bottle to ring me back, do you, because you are a real little tosser. Why don't you join the fucking Tories, you odious little tosser."You'd have thought that he might try to be more creative and not just repeat the tosser insult though.
- Former Labour councillor and husband of Labour's MP for Portsmouth North, Sarah McCarthy-Fry to a local councillor that had been nasty about his missus.