PMQs live blog

PMQs will start shortly, and I will update here as and when (I hope). It should be an interesting one if I can hear over all the jeering.

• Bob Neill offers to show Brown a bottle bank in Bromley. Brown gave an angry response. Needle needle needle!
• Cameron asks whether we can beleive the Brown. Does the PM expect anyone to beleive him when he said that he would have called off the election even if he was ahead. Brown is very angry.
• First PM in history who flunked an election because he thougth he was going to win it.
• Quotes from Brown's Courage book taking the piss out his bottle.
• Brown will govern in the interests of the people, not the polls. Hahahah.
• Brown quotes the non-dom figures that the Treasury has conceded they could not rely on.
• Cameron challenges him to call an election if has the bottle and thinks Tory policy is so weak.
• Why won't you hold a referendum on the Constitution and stick to your manifesto commitment. Brown says that the treaty is not the same even though a committe of mostly Labour MPs said it was.
• Cameron has quoted the Labour MPs report and Brown says the report doesn't say it is the same. What a liar.
• Cameron "never have the British people been treated with such cynicism. No conviction just calculation. No vision, just a vacuum.... How long before the past makes way for the future?"
• More year zero nonsense about 10 years of growth. Actually 15 but they always ignore that. Brown is really rattled.
• Planted question suggesting they should look at the Register of Members Interests to see how many Tory MPs would benefit from a one million pound threshold. He wouldn;t dare, his own Cabinet would be screwed.
• Campbell calls for basic rate of income tax to be cut to 16p. Brown claims that he has cut basic rate by 2p but fails to metnions the removal of the bottom rate of 10p. Brown also claims that the economy is in good shape. That's not what the papers all said today.
• Brown asks if "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Brown claims that he is leading the argument.
• Amusingly, when Brown starts banging on about detailed figures it just seems to turn into "blah blah blah" in my head. He lacks the ability of Blair to attacks when he is responding to his own MPs planted question. Very weak actually.