Yesterday in Parliament, the Tory MP for Beckenham, Jacqui Lait, wrote to Gordon Brown asking him "why he has ended the work of the Cabinet Committee on animal terrorism?" Good question and bloody right too! These squirrels and gophers are a menace to the global society! They can be highly motivated and highly trained.Why, only in July, the Iranians arrested 14 squirrels for carrying out covert surveillance operations in Iran (yes, seriously). It is only a matter time before the crazies over there send the Rodents of Death in our direction! And hat is the PM doing about it? Nothing. It's a bloody outrage!
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After the second world war Britain did actually do some serious research involving pigeons. Some were to be used as an army of suicide bombers who would each carry a charge into a target and explode, taking the target out by sheer weight of numbers, while others were to be housed on the front of a missile and used as part of the guidance system, and other projects were also looked at. You couldn't make it up...
It's the badgers you really have to watch out for....
There were some moles working underground.
I'll get me coat...
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