Who will be the first MP to waste £300 by posting an Early Day Motion mourning the death of Michael Jackson? Will it be Lembit Öpik, a man renowned for his love if cheesy pop? Will a counter-motion be tabled expressing concern at the idolisation of an alleged Gary Glitter character on a global scale?
Come on, you know it will happen. There was once an EDM mourning the passing of a celebrity chef's dead dog, so surely the "King of Pop" will deserve a few hundred quid wasted on him to show that Parliament is "in touch" with us proles.