Monday, June 01, 2009

May - what a wonderful month

Yes I have a "no stat porn" rule on this blog because waving my willy around is not something that I really think is necessary. If I only had two readers I would be quite happy, but the month of May was incredibly so the rule is being broken.

The month of May, according to Google Analytics, saw 284,936 page impressions, from 245,241 visits, and 169,424 absolute unique visitors. I don't have delusions of grandeur though because next month it will be slightly more sane again as my willy shrinks to the size of an amphetamine addict's.

Thanks to everyone who bothered to read, especially my new readers in the United States.

7 comments:

Anna Raccoon said...

The dizzy month of May eh?

ascotinlessables said...

You're welcome!

Matthew said...

"as my willy shrinks to the size of an amphetamine addict."Are amphetamine addicts penis sized?

Anonymous said...

How many visits were Tim Ireland, posting under his many names?

dizzy said...

There is no way to know if that question is based on a true or false reality, as there is no means of providing evidence of who someone that posts a comment on Blogger may or may not be - at the moment.

Tim Eire said...

Whadd'ya mean?

weggis said...

Obviously Iain Dale's reference to you as "Tits and Technology"!