Yes I have a "no stat porn" rule on this blog because waving my willy around is not something that I really think is necessary. If I only had two readers I would be quite happy, but the month of May was incredibly so the rule is being broken.
The month of May, according to Google Analytics, saw 284,936 page impressions, from 245,241 visits, and 169,424 absolute unique visitors. I don't have delusions of grandeur though because next month it will be slightly more sane again as my willy shrinks to the size of an amphetamine addict's.
Thanks to everyone who bothered to read, especially my new readers in the United States.