Friday, January 30, 2009

Hazel Blears' kinky sex life?

Other blogs are carrying the quote from Hazel Blears that
"Campaigning is like sex – if you’re not enjoying it, you’re not doing it right. It should never be a drudge."
So I take it from this we can deduce that Hazel Blears' husband quite often slams a door in her face during sex (kinky) and says "fuck off I don't care about politics"; in between which she gets chased or bitten by dogs that should have been put down (is that legal?); as well as regularly being told that "you're all the fucking same I prefer the BNP, they have the right idea"?

Just saying like.

18 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

PJ O'Rourke famously said something to the effect that there is nothing that a girl who rides a bike would not do in bed.

Think about that next time you need to delay the vinegar strokes. ;o)

Croydonian said...

I'm worried about where she puts the leaflets.

sidsid said...

She certainly appears to have very tight lips.

RobertEve said...

Although her politics are awful I have found myself wondering what campaigning with her would be like!!

Little Red Riding Hood said...

Off topic but I keep hearing nasty rumours about Guido and child porn. Is this a sick Draper tactic or could there be anything in it?

Lord Snooty said...

Just seen your tweet (or whatever you call it) about sacking strikers. You really are a nasty piece of work sometimes.

Lola said...

Whatever, she'll have plenty of time to practice after the next el(r)ection, hopefully.

JPT said...

I couldn't imagine Barbara Castle saying that.

Unsworth said...

Isn't she some sort of Biker Chick?

Must be used to hot and throbbing between her thighs, then.

someday said...

I wouldn't use someone else's on her.

Not even yours, Dizzy.

Thatsnews said...

Hardly the most sensible remark for a government minister to make.

Oldrightie said...

Ghastly little woman. All the nastiness of a redhead, without the looks or charm.

Anonymous said...

Presumably Mr Blears gets to shove it in there and then has to read out a Treasury report or one of Gordon Brown's speeches to get dear Hazel in a decent lather.

There's all sorts of kinky sex but frankly I think this is just wrong. Aside from anything else shagging Hazel must be like bonking a politicised version of Jimmie Krankie.

Wrong, wrong wrong.

Major Bloodnock said...

I have been on the campaign trail several times in the past, and never once did I get a stirring in the loins.

Perhaps I was either to young or just plainly doing it wrong.

Should I go and see a doctor?

As a goverment minister they are always right so I must be at fault.

That image of the wild rampant redhead is dangerous. She looks so sharp you could cut yourself on her. Shame her education lets her down.

Minekiller said...

I don't know about her and kinky sex, but it must have taken some real kinky stuff to produce this psycho-genetic specimen. Who or what did her dad shag? Perhaps she was an early test tube baby ("oops, looks like we need a bigger test tube guys...")

scallywag said...

No point. There's nothing very kinky about a face full of pillow...

Anonymous said...

I'd shag Hazel

Anonymous said...

I know someone who was talking to a biker bloke who said he'd shagged her, in a pub.
He said she was a virgin but it turned out she had'nt taken her tights off.