Reported in the Daily Piss-Take**** This is not true, it is satire inspired by latest Bloggerheads vs Dale stuff and Iain Dale's blog poll. If you don't know about it, or more likely, don't actually care, please forget you ever read it. ****
EXCLUSIVE: Labour Party tells YouGov to stop including it in polls
In a shock move today, the Labour Party has announced that it has written to YouGov advising them that they no longer wish to be included in its polls because they consider them biased. They have also demanded that they be removed from all polls currently published as they believe association with the poll will lower their excellent reputation with the public. They have also made clear that YouGov use their polls maliciously to get at Labour.
A spokesman for the Labour Party said "YouGov was set up by a Tory, it's clearly biased against us, and this is why we poll poorly with them. We no longer wish to be associated with this pollster and have requested that they stop including opinion on us in their research. We do not consider them even-handed and every time they include the party in results it damages our excellent record and reputation. They diddle their results just to have one over on us."
Thursday, September 04, 2008
It's a funny old world!
**** This is not true, it is satire inspired by the latest Bloggerheads vs Dale stuff and Iain Dale's blog poll. If you don't know about it, or more likely, don't actually care, stop reading now ****
Posted by dizzy at 9/04/2008 10:08:00 am