"They started looking through our bags, and came across this container - which was unmarked - which contained this mysterious creamy, white powder, and they started shouting, 'cocaine, cocaine' or something that sounded like that in Spanish.I'm surprised they didn't order him to get a credit card out and snort a line or too. For the record this news made me laugh so hard I nearly pee'd my pants.
I started tasting some of it and the guards insisted I had more to see if I was going to trip out. When it became obvious it wasn't happening, they started giggling and
one tried it on their tongue. Mind you, I felt pretty ill after trying some. By the time you've had several scoops of Coffee Mate, and of course it expands in your
stomach, it's not very nice."
See Telegraph for more details.