Thursday, May 22, 2008

Who are the skrulls in the Cabinet?

Ever heard of a Skrull? No? Not a comic book fan then? Well, the Skrulls are a Marvel Comic invention. They're not very nice and they're shapeshifters.

More importantly, in the latest issue of Captain Britain and MI:13, there is a guest appearnce from Gordon Brown. Apparently, three of his Cabinet turn out to be shapeshifters as well.

Feel free to speculate on which memebrs of the Cabinet you currently think might actually be secret aliens sent to infiltrate earth in preparation for invasion.

17 comments:

Not a sheep said...

Look at this list , which of them would you be 100% sure was human?

Anonymous said...

Well I'm fairly sure David Miliband is not human, and Hazel Blears, well... Umm ahh, Ed Balls is obviously the other one!
Z.

Anonymous said...

Of course you'd think that Aliens capable of travelling interstellar distances would have immeasurably superior intelligence, so actually I don't think any of the current cabinet could possibly be Aliens... Just incompetent barely human socialists...

Zorro.

Anonymous said...

Since we can't choose our weird beard PM I'd have to go with Balls, Cooper and Harman since they all seem to live on another planet.

kinglear said...

Zorro - I agree. The level of stupidity almost ensures they are not Alien. Mind you,they display all the characteristics of sheep - who are certainly not of this Earth.

Dave Williams said...

Actually the comic says that "all but three" of the cabinet are aliens...guesses? :o)

Curly said...

What is remotely alien about a plank?

Elevateur dd chemise said...

Apparently, three of his Cabinet turn out to "shapeshifters" as well.

Dizzy, a Freudian slip methinks. Shurely it was "shirtlifters".

Lord James Bigglesworth said...

Hazel Blears?

Carlos said...

Dizzy, can I be the first to say really well done on Sky! Thought you were very good!

Bill Quango MP said...

The Aliens had only some fossils of a human to work from.
Burnham was first, but the green skin required a lot of make up and is too waxy to appear really human.

Purnell was a better attempt. Not acurate but good enough of a replica for a museum.

Lacking an image of a female the shapeshifters just went with what they thought one might look like.
Hence Yvette Cooper

Miss Wagstaff said...

Only three!?!

Anonymous said...

Zorro.15:48:00

Agreed: they must be the pets that Aliens abandoned on Planet Earth for a laugh.

Jonathan M. Scott said...

Harriet Harman easily, and Steve McCabe (who ran the Crewe & Nantwich by election for Labour)!

'there's only one Steve McCabe'

(At least they broke the mould...)

Anonymous said...

EC comics *Tales from the Crypt* (particularly after Newsnight's cemetery chic) is perhaps a more likely source --- which Cabinet Minister will turn out to be Swamp Thing?

Islington Neil said...

Well Shaun Woodward has form... and certainly pretends to be something he isn't...

machiavelli said...

Of course The Shapeshifters are also house music producers. After 1 initial great hit (Lola's Theme) they've churned out pretty much unadulterated crap.

A bit like Brown after his bounce.