Don't turn it off after it's been on for years and then transport it 120 miles. It will end in tears, it really will. I have nothing more to add. Now please excuse me whilst I go and kick something or perhaps someone. Does anyone know where I can buy body paint and chickens' blood from in bulk?
Update: Also rubbish. At least the V440 makes a pretty paperweight.Now.... back to violence and ritual dancing.