It's been a while since I had a pop at the Health and Safety Executive, that is what I was thinking this morning. And then, as if by magic they put out a press release that made me throw my arms in the air, smash my head into the keyboard and cast inapproriate expletives around the office.
You see, the HSE have decided to have a new campaign called "COME CLEAN!"*. Apparently they intend to give out "free advice to cut workplace slips and trips in the cleaning industry" which will include "advice on floor cleaning".
Yes that's right ladies and gentleman! The HSE is telling people in the cleaning industry that in order to avoid slips and trips whilst cleaning they should ensure that they keep the floors clean!?!
* Should you have a crude immature and puerile sense of humour there are great jokes you could make from the campaign's name.