Friday, February 27, 2009

Doing a bit of DIY?

Doing the rounds across the pond!
New Nail Gun by Dewalt

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, and when they have the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, most
wives will not ask you to fix or build anything else for a very long time.
Boys and their toys!


Anonymous said...

I want one! I want one! Not to fix the fence, but those fucking squirrels are going to get it now.

Croydonian said...

I would say I want one, but 'I want an armoury of them' would be more accurate.

JMB said...

It's all over the Internet.

One site claims that it is actually a fully functional M16 rifle painted and with a few DeWALT badges.

Anonymous said...

Not sure I'd want to be carrying this thing if a Met. armed response team were passing by.