Ming Campbell is currently doing his speech to the Lib Dem Conference. He made a clever joke referring to Redwood as a Vulcan and presenting ideas from the "bridge of the Starship Free Enterprise", sadly the delivery was pathetically poor. Especially when he said "they're policies Dave, but not as we know it".
My favourite bit though was when he said that the Lib Dems must be the party for those that are alienated and don't have a voice. In other words, they must be the party of the protest vote. This is why they will never win a majority.