Important matters are always up for debate in the Commons, and Hansard reveals that of importance to the MP for Hartlepool, Iain Wright, is the temperature in the Palce of Westminster. He's asked the House of Commons Commission if they'll turn the heating down from the 21°C they have it set to.
Now personally, I'd have thought the obvious thing to do is take your jacket. But then it occurred to me, perhaps he can't for fear of embarrassment. Is he stuck in a vicious chicken and egg circle? Show off the pits, or not show them off! That is the question.