Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Is this Arnie's GOP challenger?

Apparently, the US porn star, Mary Carey (pictured (and you don't know how hard it was to find one of her with clothes one)), is planning another gubernatorial bid in California which will pit her against the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

They do say that successful film careers help when it comes to politics in the US, especially in California.

Update: For anyone wondering, she ran for Governor in the 2003 recall as an independent, but has since declared herself as a Republican. Her platfrom was as follows:
  1. Legalize same-sex marriage
  2. Tax breast implants
  3. Make lap-dances tax deductible
  4. Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
  5. Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns
  6. Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
  7. Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
  8. Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S. Department of Justice
  9. Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
  10. Address the AIDS epidemic
  11. Help the over crowded and mis-managed prison system

5 comments:

Praguetory said...

I hope you're not too tired after working at the New Year and doing the tiring research required for this article.

AntiCitizenOne said...

# Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay

It sounds good until you think about the chances of being judged, not by your peers, but by a bunch of dole scroungers. No thanks!

Anonymous said...

Sound, but couldn't she have picked someone other than Arnie to run against... move to a different state if necessary.

(Oh, and Dizzy I hope you didn't spend too long searching for a clothed photo... it wasn't that necessary...)

Praguetory said...

I presume she will address the AIDS epidemic by encouraging celibacy.

Thomas B said...

And even if she did run, it still wouldn't stop Bush and Rumsfeld[1] being the two biggest tits in the Republican party.

[1] Insert any two Republicans of your choice here.