Today, for anyone unaware, is Bad Hand Day. What I hear you cry? Well, it's another of those fluffy campaigns by the 'elf'n safety executive. Apparently, 70% of hairdressers suffer from dermatitis and other types of skin damage.
Given this, HSE has spent taxpayers money producing a website explaining that hairdressers should wear gloves and use moisturiser. This is a good point that I think many hairdressers won't have realised. After all, most of them are clearly scruffs who don't care about their appearance and would never think of moisturising. I imagine such advice will be like an epiphany for them.
Bad Hand Day? More like "State the Bleeding Obvious" Day.
N.B. In a cruel twist of irony I have awoken to discover a bad case of dermatitis on my right hand. That'll teach me.