I must say that this is one of the most degrading things I’ve ever witnessed. To dress up monkeys for our entertainment is a disgrace but to then employ them to retrieve lobster's from Jane Mansfield's bum calls for immediate action. A movie star’s rectal canal is not the natural environment for your average simian, and though they may look quite at home, it cannot beat the natural peace and seclusion of the PG Tips backlot. I will be informing the authorities and calling for the immediate blockade on all lobster traffic to and from Jane Mansfield's bum. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Fab- good start to the day with a smile
This brought me to tears.
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