Halal chicken served up in the Commons!

According to the House of Commons Commission,

it has recently come to the attention of the House of Commons Catering Service that it has unknowingly received supplies of poultry slaughtered using pre-stun halal methods, and consequently customers have not been made aware of this fact.

Whatever will the poor souls do now that they know their chicken tikka masala might have been blessed before he had its neck sliced?!

[sarcasm mode: OFF]