God to Alastair Campbell "call yourself a porn writer?"

You have to love the way New International Version of the Bible makes it easier to understand.

Ezekiel 23:19-21

(19) Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. (20) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (21) So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

God was doing graphic sexual literature long before Alastair Campbell was.