Best free labour scheme EVER?

I have to tip my hat to McDonalds this morning. It is a stroke of pure business genius to have come up with a GCSE-equivalent qualification in burger flipping hospitality which requires those taking it to do 10 days working in a "restaurant" (80 hours).

Who needs minimum wage numbnuts when you've got a steady flow of 14 and 15 year olds to work for free?