Saturday, September 05, 2009

Miliband predicts Birmingham population will boil to death by 2080

If you live in the West Midlands move... and move soon. According to Ed Miliband's Department of Energy and Climate Change, the entire population of the region will literally see their blood boil by 2080 due to climate change. It say's so here,
by 2080 the temperature for the hottest day of the year in the West Midlands could increase by a scorching 100 C
And to think they wonder why some people get a bit suspect about climate change predictions? They can't get the weather right next week, but they'll happily put out statements effectively saying that the rivers and canals, if they have any water left, will be of temperatures exceeding boiling point.

Still, at least we won't need kettles anymore, so that'll help the carbon footprint!
Spotted by eagle-eyed reader

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