Mugged by Reality

A conversation I had just had on teh Interweb with a leftie friend of mine:

Labour Bloke: I swear I'm turning into a middle england floating voter
Dizzy: Why?
LB: Planning my life and i realised all i want
LB: Is to be in a nice area, away from a city so theres no annoying youths or chavs
LB: And everyone near me speaks english
Dizzy: And pay less tax?
LB: Yeah pay less tax on my small business
LB: And watch TV and occasionally "care" about things
Dizzy: Welcome to getting older
Dizzy: Killer init?

Mugged by reality as they say.