Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dealing with party political leaflets you don't want?

An amusing spot by Croydonian.

Were I to do a similar poster mine would have to read,
"Don't bother putting BNP or Green Party literature through the letterbox. The Beagle behind the door seems only to rip up your leaflets so you're only throwing it away really. Oh yes, and I wouldn't vote for you economically far left illiterates anyway"
Beware the wrath of the sound Beagle!

11 comments:

James Burdett said...

Beagles are good, Snoopy was a beagle.

Robert said...

Sadly I had Tory leaflets this week stuffed in the news paper, why bother walking around talking to people when you can ask the news agent to deliver it. Then a few weeks later the lady that delivers all those silly leaflets about money off orders, delivered the crap and a labour brochure, well it stops people asking questions, then I had a knock on the door it was the BNP, yes they are a vile bunch of ass holes, but they have enough guts to knock on doors at least.

Bob Piper said...

dizzy....pleeeease. Take the piss if you will, but for YOU to have a go at someone else for being illiterate!

Pot to kettle, pot to kettle.... come in please.

dizzy said...

Bob, I said, "economically illiterate" not simply "illiterate". So I must ask the question, was that deliberate irony?

P.S. I type badly and have dyslexia Bob and you know it.

Charlie Brown said...

I`d vote for a Beagle.

Anonymous said...

No need for propaganda when the truth will do.

Mildly Interesting said...

This made me laugh, might have to write up a note myself.

Interesting that you'd write more reasons to not have green partly leaflets through your door than BNP leaflets, but then there are connections on the fringes of both parties...

Anonymous said...

Ah but Dizzy. You should know that it is acceptable for a Labour councillor to mock disability when the target is not a servile client of the State.

Alex C said...

If anything, I'd want to be encouraging these leaflets. 'Please send me more!', I would proclaim, while waiting for the cash-strapped parties to waste their precious leaflets on people they have no hope of converting.

Anonymous said...

But surely it was labour, not the BNP that made up lies about WMD and then went and bombed and murdered women and children? Let's get the nasty party right shall we.

Anonymous said...

Surely the notice should have read, "No BNP propaganda, we are bigots".

For what else can one call people who express hate in ignorance? And we're all ignorant, since the only stuff we're told about the BNP is from people who hate this legal political party so badly that they set informers on them, drag them into court on pretexts like saying the wrong things in private, organise gangs of thugs to "demonstrate" violently, attempt to deny them the use of the banks, etc etc ad nauseam.

That behaviour is "tolerance", is it?

I don't actually know what the BNP stands for, myself, because it's obvious that we can't believe what we hear; all this childish "Nazi! Nazi!" stuff. But I do know they oppose mass immigration -- good -- and that the establishment hate and fear them -- good -- and that the establishment quake every time they get a vote.

Sounds like the perfect protest vote to me.