Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Couples Expenses Edition coming soon

There seem to be rumours going around that the Telegraph expenses stories are going to wrap up shortly with the much expected "Couples" addition. I do look forward to see which husband and wife teams in Parlaiment have been screwing the taxpayer. I look forward more to seeing them squirm as well.

22 comments:

The Grim Reaper said...

Might this explain why Edward No Balls and his wife have been completely silent during the past week?

Cybgen said...

Have to admit this is the day that I have been looking forward to in he expense row debacle. Never mind what one MP can get away with but as a married couple working the system.....

niceonecyril said...

I've got this delicous feeling that the Balls-Ups will end up being the biggest troughers of the lot!!!!!

The Watcher said...

Peter and Iris Robinson, PPPPLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Carlos said...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and even more YES!

I had suspected that the Balls family might be the icing on the cake that has been this story, I also really hope that they're the cherry on top as well. Oleaginous hoons the pair of them.

Oldrightie said...

I calculate that Blinky and Perky have received in the region of £70 MILLION in the last 12 years. No doubt he would say, "So what!"

Half The Story said...

Hope it is top drawer.

Not a sheep said...

I am so hoping for the Balls/Cooper duo to be headline news tomorrow. I have the Anti Nowhere League's "So What" on the turntable ready to play...

"So what, so what you boring little c***
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you"

Witterings From Witney said...

Been saying this for some time now and if you think about it, it does make sense as it should have the greates impact. You will no doubt have the 'double' ACA claim for one property, double C/T claims etc etc?

The Wintertons/Keens/Balls should make good reading?

Sunray said...

I do hope that the Wintertons receive the treatment in the DT shortly. She is the reason that I have been unable to vote Tory since 1992.

Anonymous said...

Will it be the Ballses or the Wintertons? That is the question...

Lola said...

I think (hope?) that the series will be topped off with the venal antics of those two ace self serving grinning shits of expert troughers Mr & Mrs Blair.

Anonymous said...

I cant see the Blairs leaving any incriminating evidence around. To the SHREDDER Batman!

Anonymous said...

Those two (the Keens) from out Hounslow way should figure prominently.

They'll keep their seats (they're slums and most of their constituents do not read local newspapers) but Die Partei might pressure them to return some of their ill-gotten gains.

If this creates any inconvenience or hardship for them, I'll be a happy man.

Former W4 resident

Catosays said...

To quote a well known phrase, 'Make it so'.
Oh dear God in heaven, make it so.

Bonetired said...

Balls/Cooper, Wintertons, Mackay/Kirkbride, Robinsons, Keens ... Excluding Prentices.

Not a huge choice is it!

Constantly Furious said...

Oh Those Sweaty Balls.. Not long now..

Bonetired said...

Rumour has it that there is an injunction out over the Bolloxes ...

http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3614211/what-do-we-want-instant-disclosure-when-do-we-want-it-now.thtml

crackers said...

Featured will be

Nicholas and Ann Winterton
Balls-Cooper
The Keens

I seem to remember that all Blairs' receipts were accidently destroyed some time 2007 when there was a whiff that the journo who exposed the racket was seeking a High Court ruling under FOI. Cherie told Tone to arrange the shredding.

Houdini said...

We said a week ago that Balls would be the finale, and I can't wait to see what those fuckers have been troughing away on, and we know it will be massive.

Anonymous said...

It won't be the Balls, they have taken out an injunction against the DT, as has Mr Martin.

"If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear"

Christopher said...

Looks like Mackay is the first for the chop over expense claims by him and his wife. Mixed feelings about it as I like him personally, but he appears to have been royally exploiting the system.