Swine flu, if it imitates the 1918 spanish flu pandemic (which was H1N1 swine flu) will have a global mortality of around 3-5%. So, 350 million people. A much higher proportion of these will be the young and healthy, causing greater economic damage.
We're not all going to die. But a lot will, if it turns pandemic. And it won't be nice.
It really doesn't matter because we all already died of AIDs,Herpes, BSE, Bird Flu, Year 2 K meltdown and drowning due to sea levels rising 7 miles due to melting ice bergs and dead polar bears.
Those handful that are left are going to die in multiple terrorist outrages.
So basically it's just you who is left... I do hope you are economically viable.
I'd still like to be able to see the outside of my house once they've nailed-up the doors and started giving bells and a horse and cart to stinking old drunks so they can stagger around the burbs collecting our putrefying, flu-blown cadavers.
Ding dong, ding dong. "Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead".
How, exactly, do you bring out your dead when your dead? Stinking old drunk.
Have you any proof that everyone dies? How many corpses have you actually seen? ten, a thousand? It could all be propaganda. Best to not believe it. Otherwise you could get dead and everyone else might chuckle.
It's not the fact that it may cull a few weak or elderly, it will
It's not the fact that they have our health at heart, they don't.
It's that the worker drones may ALL take a week off work and their system of control will collapse.
They can control us with threats of losing our houses, our jobs, our liberty. They can even call the army in the restore their "order" if they need to.
But if 60,000,000 of us are confined to our beds for a week by nature, their system collapses. The crazy 646 are powerless. No trains, no buses, no air traffic control, no police, no army, no tax revenue, no schools, no beaurocrats, no prison guards, no farming, no banking. For a week.
If you have flu symptoms, stay home, and when you cough or sneeze, cover your mouth and nose with a tissue. Afterward, throw the tissue in the trash and wash your hands. That will help prevent your flu from spreading. If you've got flu symptoms, and you've recently been to a high-risk area like Mexico, CDC officials recommend that you see your doctor. If you have flu symptoms but you haven't been in a high-risk area, you can still see a doctor -- that's your call. Keep in mind that your doctor will not be able to determine whether you have swine flu, but he or she would take a sample from you and send it to a state health department lab for testing to see if it's swine flu. If your doctor suspects swine flu, he or she would be able to write you a prescription for Tamiflu or Relenza. Those drugs may not be required; U.S. swine flu patients have made a full recovery without it.
You can get a complete Swine Flu guide at http://www.swineflurecommendations.com
I don't know about THEM, Old Holborn, but the prospect of no trains, buses, air traffic control or emergency/social services quite scares me too. Maybe in your sub-anarcho post-millennial paranoiac drug-comedown conspiracised fantasy this would be a good thing, but as we're not Beyond Thunderdome just yet let's try and remain grounded in reality for another week or two before we get the living shite scared out of US.
SWINES FLEW IN TOP HATS SWINDLE CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY
Glaxo is just a marketing hand so who sold that vacc to the whole world carrying seeds of the next pandemic? What state, what monster? When failed, getting away to try again? Like Oklahoma
your comment must be approved by
OH YEAH?
guess where all the internet monitoring flows to and you guessed where that vaccine maker sits
SIDE EFFECTS AND FUTURE EFFECTS
According to a list compiled by Dr. Patricia Doyle at rense.com, a host of strange ingredients are used to make up Hoffman-La Roche's anti-flu drug Tamiflu, which has recently been connected with bizarre behavior,
Patients using Tamiflu -- which many nations are stocking up on as a way to combat a possible pandemic of the deadly H5N1 bird flu -- reported delirium, hallucinations, delusions, convulsions, disturbed consciousness and abnormal behavior. The FDA reports that side effects reported with Tamiflu include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bronchitis, stomach pain, dizziness and headache.
ANTI-MONOPOLISTS VERY QUIET ON JUST ONE FIRM ''SERVING'' THE WHOLE WORLD
BY PALMING THE FIRM NAME, MEDIA EXPOSES ITS COMPLICITY.
WE CAN STILL COUNT HOW MANY SHRILL TALKING HEADS FORGOT TO NAME THIS COMPANY TO WHICH OUR FUTURES MUST BE TRUSTED.
SHARPERS AT THEIR BESTS WHAT ABOUT US PIDGEONS? CAN WE GET THEM TO TRIBUNAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY?
Did I mention that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!111!!!
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When this story first broke I immediately thought Prescott must be responsible!
Swine flu, if it imitates the 1918 spanish flu pandemic (which was H1N1 swine flu) will have a global mortality of around 3-5%. So, 350 million people. A much higher proportion of these will be the young and healthy, causing greater economic damage.
We're not all going to die. But a lot will, if it turns pandemic. And it won't be nice.
I draw your attention to pre-empting life!
Pandemic 2
Course we're all gonna die. Everyone does! Gorgon Brown issued a statement earlier. 'This global problem started in America'.
Love the pink and yellow markers...
Dizzy, can you catch Swine Flu through teh interweb?
I have a bunker. Ah hah ha hah.
On the bright side, it'll do wonders for property prices.
Well it will be difficult to pin it on the Muslim terrorists.
Lanarion,
It really doesn't matter because we all already died of AIDs,Herpes, BSE, Bird Flu, Year 2 K meltdown and drowning due to sea levels rising 7 miles due to melting ice bergs and dead polar bears.
Those handful that are left are going to die in multiple terrorist outrages.
So basically it's just you who is left... I do hope you are economically viable.
Can we get that in Streetview?
I'd still like to be able to see the outside of my house once they've nailed-up the doors and started giving bells and a horse and cart to stinking old drunks so they can stagger around the burbs collecting our putrefying, flu-blown cadavers.
Ding dong, ding dong. "Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead".
How, exactly, do you bring out your dead when your dead? Stinking old drunk.
Of course we are sooner or later.
Mummy says 'Dizzy is not so dizzy'
http://andtherewasmethinking.wordpress.com/2009/04/27/now-thats-irony/
she also says, please forgive my whoring of this post but I am well pleased with it
Mummy x
Odd how Brown knew exactly the right moment to leave the country.
Yup, another bad day at the office.
Have you any proof that everyone dies?
How many corpses have you actually seen? ten, a thousand?
It could all be propaganda. Best to not believe it. Otherwise you could get dead and everyone else might chuckle.
On the bright side, if it is a pandemic, we won't have to host the 2012 Olympics!
It's not the fact that it may cull a few weak or elderly, it will
It's not the fact that they have our health at heart, they don't.
It's that the worker drones may ALL take a week off work and their system of control will collapse.
They can control us with threats of losing our houses, our jobs, our liberty. They can even call the army in the restore their "order" if they need to.
But if 60,000,000 of us are confined to our beds for a week by nature, their system collapses. The crazy 646 are powerless. No trains, no buses, no air traffic control, no police, no army, no tax revenue, no schools, no beaurocrats, no prison guards, no farming, no banking. For a week.
And it is scaring the living SHITE out of them.
You could be right, you know.
Official Foreign Office Advice: Do NOT go to MexicoWhy not? 'Cos Swine Flu is coming here!
And as we have been told Britain is the best prepared country to deal with Swine Flu, you KNOW it's all going to go terribly wrong, somehow...
If you have flu symptoms, stay home, and when you cough or sneeze, cover your mouth and nose with a tissue. Afterward, throw the tissue in the trash and wash your hands. That will help prevent your flu from spreading.
If you've got flu symptoms, and you've recently been to a high-risk area like Mexico, CDC officials recommend that you see your doctor. If you have flu symptoms but you haven't been in a high-risk area, you can still see a doctor -- that's your call.
Keep in mind that your doctor will not be able to determine whether you have swine flu, but he or she would take a sample from you and send it to a state health department lab for testing to see if it's swine flu. If your doctor suspects swine flu, he or she would be able to write you a prescription for Tamiflu or Relenza. Those drugs may not be required; U.S. swine flu patients have made a full recovery without it.
You can get a complete Swine Flu guide at http://www.swineflurecommendations.com
I don't know about THEM, Old Holborn, but the prospect of no trains, buses, air traffic control or emergency/social services quite scares me too. Maybe in your sub-anarcho post-millennial paranoiac drug-comedown conspiracised fantasy this would be a good thing, but as we're not Beyond Thunderdome just yet let's try and remain grounded in reality for another week or two before we get the living shite scared out of US.
SWINES FLEW IN TOP HATS SWINDLE
CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY
Glaxo is just a marketing hand
so who sold that vacc to the whole world carrying seeds of the next pandemic?
What state, what monster?
When failed, getting away to try again?
Like Oklahoma
your comment must be approved by
OH YEAH?
guess where all the internet monitoring flows to and you guessed where that vaccine maker sits
SIDE EFFECTS AND FUTURE EFFECTS
According to a list compiled by Dr. Patricia Doyle at rense.com, a host of strange ingredients are used to make up Hoffman-La Roche's anti-flu drug Tamiflu, which has recently been connected with bizarre behavior,
Patients using Tamiflu -- which many nations are stocking up on as a way to combat a possible pandemic of the deadly H5N1 bird flu -- reported delirium, hallucinations, delusions, convulsions, disturbed consciousness and abnormal behavior. The FDA reports that side effects reported with Tamiflu include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bronchitis, stomach pain, dizziness and headache.
ANTI-MONOPOLISTS VERY QUIET ON JUST ONE FIRM ''SERVING'' THE WHOLE WORLD
BY PALMING THE FIRM NAME, MEDIA EXPOSES ITS COMPLICITY.
WE CAN STILL COUNT HOW MANY SHRILL TALKING HEADS FORGOT TO NAME THIS COMPANY TO WHICH OUR FUTURES MUST BE TRUSTED.
SHARPERS AT THEIR BESTS
WHAT ABOUT US PIDGEONS?
CAN WE GET THEM TO TRIBUNAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST POSTERITY?
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