Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Brown: Bonkers, mental, weirdo

Watch this and tell me this man is not a bit chicken oriental. Look at the mad way he smiles and goes from being solemn to bouncing about like fucking* Tigger.
The three terms in the title don't do it credit. He's a bloody embarassment. Total gimp.
* Rare moment of proper swearing in main post. It's Gordon's fault.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just wonder who his media/image advisor is. Same chaps who working Hague?

Paul said...

It really is quite weird. It's like he's trying really hard to be upbeat about what he's saying, and then slips back into his natural personality.

I'm not convinced that this is him being bonkers so much as him doing a bad job of pretending to be someone he isn't.

James Burdett said...

Thank God we only have another year of him...

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's why we call him the Prime Mentalist!

Anonymous said...

Urgent changes, urgent!! How fucking long has he to sort this out. Months!

I presume based on that Brown's definition of premature ejaculation is after 3 hours. FFS

Conand said...

Chicken oriental isn't the half of it! He is deeply psychologically disturbing. I think this video should be banned.
On the BBC News channel they cut away from David Davies MP (A Special Constable) speaking live at the Home Affairs select committee hearing on the Policing of the G20 protests TO ANNOUNCE THE UPLOADING OF A YOUTUBE VIDEO.
Was the video going to vanish? Was it really more urgent than watching the democratic process in full swing?
I apologize to Dizzy for posting what should really be a comment on the 'Biased BBC' website, but this really angered me.

(The BBC didn't even give the appropriate warning: We should warn viewers that this video includes graphic images of uncontrolled, freaky and sinister smiling.)

The Beast said...

What a Hoon!
Cant even fake sincerity
He looks like the sort of person who would normaly be seen in a newspaper wearing a paper suit and shitting himself about what will happen when the police investigate his hard drive.

mark said...

He has no charisma, and is a very unnatural actor, unlike his predecessor.

An unlikeable chap, but not mentally ill, just misguided and a bit nasty perhaps?.

Anonymous said...

Has someone put something in his cuppa this morning? Always thought he was a bit mad!!!Although I have had a good laugh watching him the thought of another 13 months fills me with dread and depression.

Anonymous said...

What the heck is smiling about?

*smile* "blah blah commitee investigating... blah" *more smiles*
What is there to smile about? It's not like it's good news.

That's what makes his smile appear really insincere - odd timing and the message it's referring too. Content and bodylanguage are contraditing.

Unless of course the person behind the camera keeps flashing her boobs/his arse at him...

Stephen said...

I think he over did his medicine this morning, nothing more sinister than that!

KMcC said...

he is a profoundly weird and creepy individual, with his random smiles and random emphases. Deeply, deeply odd, like he's just a visitor to this earth dimension

Paul Pinfield said...

This is freakish. Gets better every time I watch it.

Half The Story said...

Seriously LOL @ work....

Boo said...

Think its more of a case of your dad dancing at parties.

He can't do Charismatic and when he tries he looks weird. Best to stick to Dour.

Thats News said...

My god.... It is The Evil Clown crossed with Larry Grayson!

"Ooh, Just look at the muck in the House of Commons!

"Shut those expenses!"

wv = cicun. And he is, very.

denverthen said...

"We need to strengthen parliament so we will blah blah..."

He said, announcing opportunistic policy changes and knee-jerk lawmaking plans on Youtube.

THIS is our leader, folks. Off his head and out of control.

yokel said...

Haven't heard it with sound yet, just watched it silent. There were a couple of times when I thought that he was going to give the camera a Glasgow Kiss!

nimrod169 said...

1. He was reading it, lost any semblance of sincerity after the first sentence.
2. He had something in his mouth, chewing gum - chav?
3. The glass eye don't help.
4. Just another example of how pig-ignorant our Prime Minister is. His dismal letter of so-called apology to Nadine Dorries showed precisely how bereft of ability this clown has become. Trust, honesty, integrity? Not from this "leader" and front bench of incompetent nitwits. Jacquie Smith et al ...

Robert said...

I could not care a F*ck what he looks like, the main thing if he is doing his job, the fact is simply put he is not. Expences Police` smears, thats just in a few weeks for god sake.

Anonymous said...

One really could believe he is on some kind of drug - how can he begin to think about capturing the female vote when he behaves like this ?

Maybe Harriet Harman has given him some sort of deadline to 'shape up or ship out' ?

Conand said...

He really looks like Nixon in the still frame on this player. I think he's morphing into Nixon in front of our very eyes.

Anonymous said...

Better checked out on the BBC clip - when you pause, there isn't an on screen graphic covering his face.

On second thoughts, that may be a bad thing...

Anonymous said...

Where is Batman when you need him ?

"Go Go Go-with-a-smile!"

T' old 'un said...

There is no doubt that the man is totally gone.
What hold has he got over his doctors. They should have had him sectioned months and months ago.
If he believes that this performance does anything other than make him look like the pitiful idiot that he is, then he is not a safe person to have running about loose.

Carlos said...

Meanwhile, over at Chateau Dale, I hope BQ won't mind me pasting this in....





Bill Quango MP said...
Watch it with the sound off, but with Frankie Howerd giving a prologue from Up Pompeii!

"Ohh well...no..listen.. well... Now, MP's yes..Been having a bit of a laugh. With expenses. At our expenses no less.. Yes weeeell.
Now, time for reform. Jacqui Smith, the poor old cow. I mean, well, you wouldn't want to would you? Hmmm..
No, you wicked lot..ohh no, not that. Oh its wicked.
I meant clean the stains off the leather... oh no , now..don't titter. Not that! Not that!.
She spilled some wine on it and asked me to mop it up, yes. What dear? Pardon.. oh no..
Well I never! with a bath plug, you say?
No wonder she walks without moving her arms.. ohhhh its scandalous. "

Coco The Clown said...

Look at that fake smile. Quite frightening....

Anonymous said...

When he opens his mouth I want to throw something very nasty in there!!!

Anonymous said...

The only way this will 'sell' is if it adds up to the same money and if it gets them out of revealing their receipts - you mark my words it will happen - last minute amendment or something. If it does there will be anarchy but they don't care about us at all.

Jabba the Cat said...

Via Mrs Dale's, Anthony Barnett sums up McMental's performance so well, "We are now witnessing the end game. The idea that it will last another year is too excruciating. Just watch this video of Brown! Rarely can a disease have presented itself so unconvincingly as the cure."

David said...

No one wants to work in the private sector.

charlie said...

Heh, looks like he's reading from queue cards but trying to look like he's looking at the camera. Pathetic, how hard is it to put in a little bit of effort and actually learn the damn speech?

Kind of reminded me of this:
http://www.nsfw.buzzhumor.com/videos/5167/Blonde_Girls_Need_Queue_Cards

Grumpy said...

I wonder what colour the sky is on brown's planet...

I bet this is the least worst of many, many takes!

He's clearly deranged.

Henry Crun said...

He really is the David Brent of politics.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else see a similarity between Brown's body language and that of Brezhniev after he had been 'resuscitated'?