I accept fully that this is a rather puerile post to be doing, but I just couldn't resist. You see, I've just discovered that the Labour MP for Brighton, Kempton, Desmond Turner has registered a freebie in the Register of Members Interests.
Apparently he received a free medical examination from a company called Preventicum - yes they really are called that. A quick search on their website suggests they don't however do vasectomy procedures. Did Mr Turner have a lucky escape?
Note: No picture with this post to protect the innocent.