Monday, November 17, 2008

Geeks say the funniest things....

A snippet from a conversation in #programming on FreeNode.

[hypnosis] The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
[hypnosis] A sperm 37.5 MB.
[hypnosis] In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
[hypnosis] On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
[hypnosis] Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
[hypnosis] (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
[jck_true] Sweet
[jck_true] DoS attack!!!
[hypnosis] a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
[hypnosis] 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec

Bless 'em!
Via qdb

1 comment:

Guido Fawkes said...

Floppy would be a data capacity issue?