Friday, October 31, 2008

White Christmases have doubled under Labour

Yes it's true, the Labour Party have managed in just ten years to double the number of young people experiencing a white Christmas. This is apparently, according to the Government a successful vindication of their ten-year anti-drugs policy.

I'm sure all those sniffing youngsters in the depths of Bedfordshire agree. You can bet they;lve written to Father Christmas too and requested their hoover snorter too!

6 comments:

Mar said...

This is one hell of achievement.

John B said...

However, overall illegal drug use is at its lowest level since the survey began in 1996 (note: this article is about the same survey as the one you quote). So the drugs strategy is working - it's just that drug users' tastes are shifting from smack and speed to charlie.

Travis Bickle said...

Or as the ever boastful, and creative with the truth, Brown would proudly proclaim "I have doubled our contribution to overseas aid within South America over the past ten years"

londrum said...

and not just white christmas's either, but white octobers and novembers too -- judging by the weather on the telly

Robert said...

I think I will join them but remember Labour saying they had cut crime by 45% big smile thats a fact, then along comes a police officer and say well not really we do not respond to 45% of of crimes anymore.

Three years ago I was attacked in a wheelchair it left me hurt the police were called, but because I did not end up in hospital they did not report it. Then somebody broke into our home it was the same bloke, again it was stated because he had a mental health issue and drugs it would not be reported.

We can cut crime to zero this way just do not respond to phone calls.

i hate labour said...

Be a black Christmas for many, this year! Brown will be chortling.