Saturday, October 25, 2008

Joke of the Day

Three doctors are bragging about their country's medical achievements. The Israeli doctor starts by saying "medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him up and looking for work in six weeks".

The German doctor says "that's nothing, in Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

Not to be out done the English doctor says, "we can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street, and have half the fucking country looking for work within 24 hours".

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I stripped the wallpaper earlier this year, I found almost exactly the same joke written on the wall by my daughter - except the subject was Granton and Thatcher.

Bob Piper said...

Perhaps it should be the 'Joke of the last 50 years' cos I first heard it about 1981... although at least you've been original enough to change Grantham to Scotland... and a more polite area of the anatomy.

John Pickworth said...

Love it :-)

dizzy said...

Jesus wept, jokes are like this, they change and morph with the times, doesn't make them any less funny now as they were then.

trevorsden said...

Poor anonymous - no sense of humour. Get a life.

And its Grantham ...

Robert said...

They say most jokes have a grain of truth tomorrow is of course the start of the new welfare reforms , the start of workfare.

kinglear said...

I can't help but think that NuLabour's greatest failing is it's incapacity to recognise a joke...

John Pickworth said...

This'll make you laugh...

Remember those "Wassup" Budweiser commercials? Well someone (I'm not sure who) has produced an updated version starring the same cast but with a modern twist...

Wassup (via YouTube)

So funny; I just can't stop watching it :-)