Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It's all to play for in the wank stakes

According to the Wonderful Wankometer it's all to play for with Cameron's speech next week. Thus far, Cleggy leads with his speech scoring only low on wank.


Gordon has managed to give a speech with "considerable" wank in it.

Is the most wank the best, or the least wank the best? Who knows?

Update: For the record, I produce "considerable" wank, a badge of honour I am very proud of.

3 comments:

The Blue Ninja said...

Reminds me of one of Harry Enfield's 'Slobs' sketches ;)

Not a sheep said...

0.71 for my blog, I must try harder...

The Last Boy Scout said...

I don't know if it's a good or bad thing to have more wank.

But Number 10's website has an even higher wank factor of 1.6, that may give you a clue.