Monday, June 30, 2008

Personal statement move along....

Have just read this hilarious Which right-wing blogger are you? quiz by "Me No Mad". Am rather pleased to say that when I answered the questions I came back as me! It would ahve been horrible to have come back as Iain because he is old and has grey hair, and what with me being young with ever so marvellous good looks and an arrogance to die for such a result would have sent me into fits of depression not seenj since I heard they were scrapping Knightmare.

Of particular amusement in the quiz was where it was suggested that "An online confrontation has just come to a head. It's time to put up or shut up. You have nowhere to go but backwards, but you don't want to be seen backing down or admitting that you made a mistake. What do you do?" In that the question that would get you me back was "Go on holiday".

This is because every time I have had an argument with old Loony Tunes I have had flights booked to go off and enjoy myself you see. Obviously, if you're a bit of a thicko you would come to the conclusion that people are running away. It's easier that way you see because everyone is so fearful of your terrible exposes of the truth! And being telephoned on a publicly accessible number is such an outrage too remember!

Those would be the truths of course, where Fruitcake Larry failed dismally to set me up of course and equally fail to draw attention to this link which showed him to be a complete and total cock. Instead it was far easier to make insinuations of "blackmail" like the panty wetting girl and shame to the rugged-manliness of Australia that he is.

So, Fat Boy, please take this post and stick it in a warm, dark and sticky place.... Oh yes, and I'm back, and feelin' greeeeeeat! Politics and other such fun shall reconvene in full shortly. Ciao!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm very worried - I'm not a blogger and I've finished up as you!!!

dizzy said...

You're clearly doomed

Trixy said...

I think everyone is 'Dizzy' because he has a slight obsession with you. Almost stalkerish. I came out as you.

Oh honey, I think it's love!

haddock said...

I put in what I thought was the silliest answer to everything...... Guido !

Oxbridge Prat said...

I tried to be Guido, and still came out as you!

John M Ward said...

Sad if the excellent Knightmare is coming to an end. At least the even more excellent Raven is still going strong.

Oh, and welcome back! I have been checking every day (as I have done for months) in the hope of a new post, and now it has happened!

Praguetory said...

Rough Justice Rough Law. I think Boris ought to know that he gets a mention in this circus.

D-Notice said...

Spoke to him on the phone recently?

dizzy said...

Yep, if you read the linked emails that I have published it's rather clear is it not. Or do you have a problem with your reading comprehension?

Just in case you missed it, here it is posted before I went on holiday almost two weeks ago.

Next?

dizzy said...

In fact, I rang him and told him that I wouldn't be paying attention on the Sunday of the Bush visit because I would be having sex. I did so in my poshest and sarcastic voice going but Tim had a little trouble getting to grips with it. Thankfully I don't have his number any longer because the temptation to write it on the walls of male toilets was just getting too great.

Alex said...

So this is "Dizzy Thinks".

Where's the content?

dizzy said...

No, this is a website, the content is all over the place and when I get to it more will follow.

silas said...

Oh bollocks, I'm Nadine Dorries.

How the cock did that happen?

machiavelli said...

Who is this Tim Ireland? Is he really as big a spanner as people make out?

P.S. Hope you had a good break! :¬)

Mit dnaleri said...

Wouldn't it be nice if Tim and Dizzy 'played nicely' together?

Nah .. it would be awful, dull, boring and a waste of the creative 'mind' that imagines so many conspirarcy theories ... one wonders how there is time in the day deal with them all.

Still, I'm pleased Dizzy's back from his holidays so I can waste part of my day reading his blog!

Anonymous said...

"In fact, I rang him and told him that I wouldn't be paying attention on the Sunday of the Bush visit because I would be having sex."

"Thankfully I don't have his number any longer because the temptation to write it on the walls of male toilets was just getting too great."

Hmm. Perhaps Gordon Brown isn't the only one whose been seen in a tearoom!

D-Notice said...

"Yep, if you read the linked emails that I have published it's rather clear is it not. Or do you have a problem with your reading comprehension?"

I'll give you a friendly tip: don't insult people who ask you questions, as you'll only turn neutrals against you.

"In fact, I rang [Tim] and told him that I wouldn't be paying attention on the Sunday of the Bush visit because I would be having sex."

Do you usually phone people up to tell them when you'll be shagging someone? If not, why phone Tim? After all, it's an odd thing to do to a friend, never mind someone you have an issue with...

"I did so in my poshest and sarcastic voice going but Tim had a little trouble getting to grips with it."

The accent or the fact that someone would call him simply to say they'll be having sex? I'd also have a hard time understanding why someone would phone me to tell me they're screwing someone.

"Thankfully I don't have his number any longer because the temptation to write it on the walls of male toilets was just getting too great."

Do you write other people's numbers on bathroom walls?

Anonymous said...

Spend much time leaving telephone numbers in public toilets Phil?

Perhaps you're more like Iain Dale than you thought!

dizzy said...

I'll give you a friendly tip: don't insult people who ask you questions, as you'll only turn neutrals against you.

Bugger off.

Do you usually phone people up to tell them when you'll be shagging someone? If not, why phone Tim? After all, it's an odd thing to do to a friend, never mind someone you have an issue with...

Only if I feel the need, and even then it is usually done with relevant levels of sarcasm and general wit. I think though phoning Tim is quite clear from the email chain. He, along with his "neutral" friends, rather pathetically tried to set me up but thankfully to his technical ineptitude it didn't work. I called him to gloat for fuck sake, is it that difficult to understand? Oh yes, and because I know it winds the silly sod up which is worth it surely? What can I say? I'm an eighteen year old freshman in a 32 year olds body!

The accent or the fact that someone would call him simply to say they'll be having sex? I'd also have a hard time understanding why someone would phone me to tell me they're screwing someone.

What I actually said was that I wished him the greatest of luck with whatever he might or might not be planning but I wouldn't be paying attention because I was having lots of sex. Tim won;t of course admit that and will bang on as usual about people getting their "stories straight" because he's a serial selective editor of reality on his blog. For legal reasons it would be wrong to say that Tim Ireland is a lying shit, so I won't.

Do you write other people's numbers on bathroom walls?

Oh yes, all the time, I randomly select seven digits after 0208 or 0207 usually and say "looking for hot cock". Jesus wept some people really don't understand sarcasm.

Anon: Spend much time leaving telephone numbers in public toilets Phil?

I refer you to the previous answer Tim.

Perhaps you're more like Iain Dale than you thought!

Ooohhhh that's a bit presumptuous about Iain given he just got married isn't it? If I was a lefty I might even start screaming about homophobia but best not do that huh?

D-Notice said...

"I'll give you a friendly tip: don't insult people who ask you questions, as you'll only turn neutrals against you.

Bugger off.
"

I was expecting that sort of reaction.

"I'm an eighteen year old freshman in a 32 year olds body!"

Judging by your above reply, I can only agree.

"I called him to gloat for fuck sake, is it that difficult to understand? Oh yes, and because I know it winds the silly sod up which is worth it surely?"

Gloating about having sex to someone who's happily married?

"What I actually said was that I wished him the greatest of luck with whatever he might or might not be planning but I wouldn't be paying attention because I was having lots of sex."

So you did call him simply to say you were shagging someone. With respect, it sounds like a malicious phone call.

"Oh yes, all the time, I randomly select seven digits after 0208 or 0207 usually and say "looking for hot cock". Jesus wept some people really don't understand sarcasm."

Not sure, if you're aware, but London's area code is "020" not 0207 or 0208. What about 020 3xxx numbers?

"Anon: Spend much time leaving telephone numbers in public toilets Phil?

I refer you to the previous answer Tim.
"

How do you know that's Tim?

dizzy said...

OH ffs, you really do have a complete inability to detect sarcasm don't you?

It wasn't a malicious call at all. For a start I gave him my phone number. HE got a call from me because he tried, quite directly, to screw me over, and I note that you're concentrating on this whole call thing whilst completely ignoring his emails, but then you're anything but a neutral.

As for how I know the anon was Tim. It's an easy answer. It' exactly the same way that Tim himself claims to know all his facts. Pure conjecture with bugger all evidence other than cynical suspicion. Unlike Tim I'm honest and will tell you that.

Now.... piss off.

dizzy said...

Oh, one last thing thoughm I wasn't gloating about having sex you ignoramus. I was gloating about how he'd fucked up his little plan to get me to write about some Heathrow nonsense. Like I said, read the emails, although I have a funny feeling that you probably received them originally anyway.

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