There is a rather amusing "post-election party" rumour doing the rounds. Apparently, Team Boris had sent out an email to a select few invitees for a party to celebrate (or commiserate) tomorrow.
Unfortunately, one of the invitees thought it would be a good idea to forward it to over 300 other people. There are now panicking chequebook holders apparently realizing that the room can't hold the number and the whole place will be overwhelmed!
Still.... free booze!