Thursday, May 29, 2008

I'm going to Hell anyway....

So I will post this now and have done with it. I just received a press release for the Department of Health which had the following title.
"Europe's biggest employer - The NHS - pledges to cut its carbon footprint"
My first thought? Well that's easy, just let everyone die and then there will be less breathing and thus less CO2 being exhaled. Would save alot of money on beds and employing people. Double bubble!

Now please excuse me, I have prepare for an eternity of hot pokers and general punishment from the might Satan.

11 comments:

Ed said...

You believe in Hell Dizzy? I'm shocked.

dizzy said...

errr no, it;s just a common phrase for when you say naughty things.

Anonymous said...

Lest anyone forget: The labour party told the electorate that they had 24 hours to save the NHS.

They (the labour party) made a complete balls of it.

Sod the carbon footprint. There is no man made global warming unless the BBC is to be believed. They are up to their oxters in with the labour party.

All the lies will catch up with them.

Anonymous said...

How is the NHS going to know if it has reduced it's carbon footprint?

How much will it cost them to measure the change?

Anonymous said...

I am getting more and more pissed off with this Carbon footprint thing.

Anonymous said...

If the biggest cause of the greenhouse effect is water vapour, why are we striving to make hydrogen powered cars?

G Eagle Esq said...

Dear Dizzy

I flatter myself that you and I agree on so many things, apart of course from politics and religion and I hesitate to express any disagreement

BUT

I hope that you will not go to hell

and all your many Visitors (or almost all, apart from Sauron the Brown & his friends) hope that your departure from this Life will long be deferred

Vote Quimby

Glyn H said...

Which is more embarrassing; that HMG has Europes largest employer in the state sector or that HMG has been taken in by the anthropogenic carbon scam?
Oh, silly me; New Labour don't do embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

Dizzy I think you'll find hell a tad busy with the likes of Blair Brown and Mandelson.

machiavelli said...

Would it be inappropriate to suggest finding new ways of disposing of aborted foetuses and amputated limbs instead of the current incineration?

Born Today said...

Anonymous machiavelli said...

Would it be inappropriate to suggest finding new ways of disposing of aborted foetuses and amputated limbs instead of the current incineration?

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Incineration to power generation?

Don't worry about Hell...it's lovely and toasty warm here.