Hmmm, don't often disagree with you, but I think a helmet swinging over the top, mounted on the back of the headrest with 2 lasers on the top and 2 cannon, the ears protected by a sonic buffer emanating from the helmet, wouldwtf? I'm a very serious social commentator, what am I doing!?
Ideal piece of kit for opening up the second front in Sainsbury's. I'm managing to hold down the checkout SS pretty well these days, Nectar cards notwithstanding. The bakery section has already capitulated, and the fish counter is seeking an early armistice. With armoured transport like this we could do away entirely with the tartan shopping trolleys.The only other tactical disadvantage is that there are nowhere near enough of the disabled to occupy their alloted parking zones and truly destroy the 'traffic management' arrangements. But I'm working on that...
Imma chargin ma lazer.
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