So our children are getting fat by eating too much, now the Government says that if you don't eat all the food on your plate you're killing the planet through climate change. Yes really. Do you remember when you were little and you just couldn't eat up all those cold peas and gravy? Remember how you were told to think of the starving millions in Ethopia?
Not anymore. No, if you're child fails to eat up all their dinner you are to remind them that are contributing to the wanton destruction of the planet. If they do eat up all their food you are to remind them that if they keep going the way they are they will become obese.
One wonders if the woman that said this, the Environment minister Joan Ruddock (now forever to be dubbed the ""If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding" Minister), asks for a doggy bag at all those dinner events that ministers like her go to?
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It will all be solved by the price of food going up, as predicted.
Only you could get a Pink Floyd line into a post!
I'm not revealing myself because it's too embarrassing that I know that ...
Does she carry her brain in that bag?
Wearing skirts is linked to breast cancer.
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