Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. It's things like this that give the sneering attitudes of anti-americans ammunition.
Update: Having spoken to a Texan friend of mine about this video he said that the presenter "should have the option of euthenizing contestants on the spot" as it would be "far more entertaining if after 20 seconds of that drivel, Mario Lopez had pulled a revolver out and blown the air out of her skull". Quite!
Or a slightly less drastic solution, one that was adopted at the opening of a replica Noah's Ark, for creationist dweebs, in the Netherlands: "Visitors on the first day were stunned."
Seemed a bit harsh when I first read it, but now I see it was fair.
Bill Bryson had a brilliant piece on Miss Alabama and on Maria Carey. The latter said, about poverty in Africa: "When I see those kids I want to cry. I'd like to be skinny and all that but not with the flies and dirt and stuff." True intellect.
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Or a slightly less drastic solution, one that was adopted at the opening of a replica Noah's Ark, for creationist dweebs, in the Netherlands: "Visitors on the first day were stunned."
Seemed a bit harsh when I first read it, but now I see it was fair.
Just shows that some teens are dumb, no matter what side of the pond they are from.
Bill Bryson had a brilliant piece on Miss Alabama and on Maria Carey. The latter said, about poverty in Africa: "When I see those kids I want to cry. I'd like to be skinny and all that but not with the flies and dirt and stuff." True intellect.
There's a conspiracy for you: Farm Subsidies and closed markets in the first world.
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