Bashing around the Internet when bored

Should boredom ever kick in when you're online, then you can't go wrong with a random hit on bash.org. The site contains snippets of amusing IRC conversations over the ages. Sometimes explicit, sometimes just baiting and hilarious. For example:

[olah] what does 'dunno' mean?
[goof] i don't know
[olah] anyone else?
[goof] i said i don't know
[olah] yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
[goof] I DON'T KNOW !!
[olah] yeah, i know
[goof] then why do you ask?!
[olah] because i want to know!
[goof] you said you DID know!
[olah] no, i know that you don't know
[goof] i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
[olah] what, then?
[goof] i don't know
[olah] omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
[goof] i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
[goof] aargh...stupid...

Or this...

[SanGreal] holy shit I'm stupid
[SanGreal] I just took my laptop plug
[SanGreal] and licked it
[SanGreal] while it was plugged in
[SanGreal] :
[Funky_] ...
[Funky_] so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?
[SanGreal] :
[Funky_] yes or no?
[SanGreal] no comment

Go here for 50 random ones.