Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Brown admits to causing physical harm to an extra 5000 people a year?

PMQs is on right now and Gordon Brown has just made a startling admission if I heard it right. He said that "A&E have 5000 more attendence each year because of our investment". I always knew extra public spending could be dangerous but I never realised it actually caused people to need hospital treatment. A brave display of honesty from our Prime Minister.

Update: I got it wrong. Brown didn't say it was 5000 more attendances. He said A&E has 5,000,000 million more attendances. Not just a brave display of honesty, a staggering one! Brown admits increased spending causes 5,000,000 extra injuries each years!

Update 2: From Hansard - "5 million more A and E attendances every year as a result of investment". Evil money!

10 comments:

Chris Paul said...

I suppose if A&E are successfully dealing with 5,000 more people within the limits for various maladies that would be a win? is that what he said?

dizzy said...

You're a humourless tit aren't you.

Anonymous said...

Rofl!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe he just came out with that!!!!

Man in a Shed said...

Socialism - not just bad, mad and sad, but terrible for your health also !

Anonymous said...

Rofl! Ha ha ha. Not sure just who is the humourless one here Mr Dizz.

Chris Paul said...

I know all you Tories love me really! And soooo easy to play.

flashgordonnz said...

I can't believe he picked his nose and ate it.

Anonymous said...

Who is Chris Paul?

M@ said...

Rofl.. well spotted