Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tie a knot in it!

I'm guessing that the MP for Brighton Pavillion, David Lepper (I bet he had the mickey taken out of him at school with a name like that), frequently gets caught short on his train ride back to his constituency.

This might explain the motion he has tabled calling on the Government to introduce legislation making it a legal requirement for train operators to maintain the shooting galleries toilets on their trains for all passengers (sorry, customers).

As my mother always said, go before you leave.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you have or had prostate trouble- the lack of suitable facilities be it on the train or otherwise is not amusing.

JH

malpas said...

My oath yes! Prostates are a nuisance.
And there is a need for the toilets as a source of a good few jokes as well.