Blair fiddles while Sedgefield burns

The natives are getting restless in the Prime Minister's constituency if the title of a press release issued via the Home Office this afternoon is to be believed. The release says,

Stop starting deliberate fires in Sedgefield

Blair Effigy maybe? Apparently, there were 50 incidents of arson during Easter last year in Sedgefield and they want to avoid the problem this year.

I wonder though, was the Prime Minister visiting when the fires broke out? Have they considered that connection? Was Lord Levy visiting? We all know about how his office as mysteriously destroyed by fire. Maybe it was Macavity?

It's a conspiracy goddammit!