South West kids robbed of £300k by Government Press officer

19/02/2007 13:42: "South West kids get £2m pay-out to play out"
19/02/2007 16:57: "Corrected copy - South West kids get £1.7 m pay-out to play out"

Police have issued a description of the press officer saying they are looking for a man in a bad suit with dandruff. He should be approached with caution because he is evil.