It seems the Department of Health have just announced the appointment of a new "tsar". He is the "Renal Services Tsar". You'll note that even the even the Government has used inverted commas around the word tsar.
Perhaps they should start using a different name for autocratic dictator-style positions? Shah perhaps? Maybe Fuhrer? How about Caesar for Renal Services?
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Great stuff! What about 'Warlord', or maybe 'Lord Protector'
I am quite happy with the word Tsar, to be perfectly honest, and dream of executing them and their progeny at the first opportunity.
Kidney Tsar is quite appropriate!
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanov
"The eldest, Nicholas, became Tsar upon his father's sudden death (due to kidney disease) at age 49."
Can we go for "The Glomerulus of Renal Services" ?
Or if Dr O'Donoghue leaves and a lady takes over, "The Nefertiti of Nephritic Services" ?
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