I've just spotted that someone by the name of M Tahani keeps on having his e-petition rejected on Downing Street (four times). Apparently, Tony Blair and his cohorts in Iran are torturing Mr Tahani 24 hours a day with an eletromagnetic microwave weapon.He should get a hat like mine and everything will be just fine. It's cheap and effective and you can get the instructions here.
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such matters of importance should be addressed, Mr Blair obviously has somethign to hide.
That hat is ingenious; my basin haircut is getting scraggy. And if we could manufacture matching gloves then I'm be the queen of the ball.
There are actually loads of highly questionable declined petitions.
"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to GIVE US BACK OUR COUNTRY AND OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THOUGH" -
"This petition has been rejected because:
It contained language which is offensive, intemperate, or provocative"
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/OURENGLAND/
Apparently, asking for freedom of speech and thought is offensive to Tony B.Liar.
One other petitioner who quotes Winston Churchill is told that his petition also contains language which is offensive, intemperate, or provocative : http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Islamic/
Presumably Winston Churchill is also offensive to T B Liar as well.
Or you could also check out the petition submitted by Steven Winning.
The version on display now is this :
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/smirks/
It says :
"This petition cannot be shown.
Submitted by steven winning
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Petition Rejected
This petition has been rejected because:
* It contained language which is offensive, intemperate, or provocative"
HOWEVER......
A QUICK LOOK AT THE GOOGLE CACHE SHOWS :
http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:UT2pq2ZoXrsJ:petitions.pm.gov.uk/abolition/+steven+winning&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a
"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to abolish parliament. More details
Submitted by steven winning – Deadline to sign up by: 14 March 2007 – Signatures: 2
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We cannot afford both parliament and royalty anymore! Politicians are too expensive. They are untrained in what they do and yet they want parity with doctors and head teachers. Cromwell must be turning in his grave, he knew about this sort of corruption and self-interest. Taxation is getting so bad now that there is nothing out there that isn't taxed to the hilt and it can only get worse. Brown has turned into Dick Turpin rather than actually deal with anything,throwing money at the problem. Big egos create ever increasing entourages, and this is what the infrastructures have become. my solution is(as the infrastructures are now there),make the royal family work for a change), anne in charge of Defra(we won't get any £200 million fines for not paying up on time). Getting rid of hundreds of mp's would save millions before even tallying their expense accounts and perks.They are just 'hogs in the trough'and removed from any 'real' reality."
So, asking for Parliment to be abolished, and for corrupt politicians to be held accountable is also now 'offensive' to Tony B Liar.
Mr Tahani?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011001399.html
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