The Daniel Finkelstein Bridge

In todays Times that very nice man Danny Finkelstein has written a compelling piece about the pointlessness of Downing Street's e-petitions. The column has a cautionary tale about a petition in Hungary to name a bridge that proved a large waste of time (and presumably money). Danny called on his readers to get Ringo Starr a Knighthood, and although it doesn't appear in the online version, in the paper copy the column closed by saying:

"Come on. It's not as though I am asking you to name a bridge after me or something"

Well you know what Danny, I think that's actually a great idea. It's still in the "Approval stage" at Downing Street, but I have set up the following petition.

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to name the proposed Thames Gateway Bridge the Daniel Finkelstein Bridge.
The proposed bridge in the Thames Gateway connecting Beckton in the north with Thamesmead in the south should be named the "Daniel Finkelstein Bridge" after the eminent political commentator and columnist.

I have this feeling it's going to be rejected though.

N.B. Just in case someone accuses me of arse licking, read the column first and it will become clear that I'm taking the piss.