Monday, October 30, 2006

The USB duck hoover

Only in Japan.


Hat Tip: The delightful Tokyomango

6 comments:

Peter Hitchens said...

Nah if it was for the japanese market it would look like a school girl and suck you off.
Hold on, I have just had a business idea.
Mr Dizzy you're the techie, could a suction device be run from a USB port?

dizzy said...

that is a suction device. So the answer is yes.

Croydonian said...

I suppose being a Vacuum Duck is career progression from being a Toilet Duck.

Peter Hitchens said...

Stupid of me to ask, if it can blow it can suck just reverse the motor.
I only asked as I once saw a "give yourself a blow job" machine in a sex shop, this thing came with an in car jackplug (presumably hands free) just like a mobile phone.
I think we could be onto something here, surely the world is crying out for a device that allows a gentleman to manipulate a mouse and keyboard whilst exploring certain adult themed sites and still experience pleasure without the normal ridiculous juggling?
surely one for the ladies as well.

CityUnslicker said...

Good pitch PH. Look forward to seeing you on Dragon's den with it

Anonymous said...

I prefer the USB rockets they sell at Maplin